For those of you who follow me on twitter, or use twitter, I recently saw a page for "Law School Problems" and I just had to share some of my favorite tweets.
Enjoy and have a great day!
I can answer almost any Property question in 6 words: Get Title Insurance for Blackacre, DUMMY.
There's a directly inverse correlation between winning at life and winning at law school.
Googling legal issues > using Westlaw or Lexis.
I melted when my nonlawyer date asked to look at my books and did a practice contracts question with me.
At least the girls on 16 and Pregnant can smile about the fact that they'll never go to law school.
Service by Facebook would be way more effective than service by publication in a newspaper. It should totally count.
If you think it's hard having a job during law school, try being pretty, popular and single during law school.
True Life: My Books Weigh More than I Do.
Law School taught me that it's better for me to do nothing about the child playing in the train tracks right now.
Mom, can you write me a note to get me out of the bar exam?
A small part of me wanted the world to end today so I wouldn't have to repay my law school debt.
"Law School Hot" is not a compliment.
Career Services email in a nutshell: 1. Alumni are complaining about mass networking emails 2. Currently hiring: US Army.
You say "Happy Monday" as if it hasn't been Monday for the last 11 days.
Eff. Yesterday was Mother's Day? Please tell my mom that a child in law school is the gift that keeps on giving.
A *phone* interview? As in... an equal playing field with ugly people?
I promise, a shower will not hurt your GPA.
I don't know who I feel worse for today. Osama bin Laden or the 1L who just dropped her Starbucks in the library foyer.
Hope my Family Law professor doesn't realize my paper is a recitation of the legal problems on Teen Mom.
It's called the law school diet. I'm too busy to eat and too poor to buy food. But hey, at least I'm a size zero!
Is g-chat aficionado a marketable skill I can include on my resume?
And lastly, my personal fave (for now):
At least I'm not a 1L.
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